Grrrrrr...

If Cyril really does like dogs like he says, then he woulndn`t shoot them in Call Of Duty 4. Grrrrr. So why would he want to play with our nieghbor`s dogs? He says "Its a video game Audrey, they`re computer animated." And then he tells me not to kill some 'computer animated' bugs in Ratatouille. Rediculous, isn`t it? I`m currently finishing an Encyclopedia Brown book. They`re pretty good. We got 5 yesterday. I`m finishing the last one. Then I`ll be finishing my Chestnut Hill book. Wow, lots of books. Papa gave me a writing assignment. I have to make up a character. Easy. I did that in writing class once. All I need to do is remember those questions I had to answer in writing class about the character. I remember some, like name, age, hair color... But those are the easy things to remember so... I had alot of fun on Easter. The Easter Egg hunt was awsome, though I got about a bajillion whopper eggs and I dislike whoppers, so that definently wasn`t my favorite thing of the day. Maybe next time I`ll be more fortunate. Stupid army games have too many bad words. Halo stinks. Dragons, lizards, wolves, horses, dogs, cats, dolphins, deer, and birds are much more interesting and worth it. "No! No! I hit B! Stupid dog." said Cyril several seconds ago because a dog killed him in his silly video game. I thought that was funny. Oh great, he just killed two. We need more lined paper. Anyways, I`ll write more soon...

Introducing...

Me, Audrey Patton, firstborn. Hey! I still have that hat!

Papa, my silly, silly, Papa! He is very silly, and the best Papa in the world!

Mama, my wonderful Mama. The best Mama ever.

Goofy, Halo-obsessed, little brother Pippin.

Kateri, little sister and room-destroyer.

About me.

I love to write. Poems, stories, anything. I love horses, cats, wolves, lizards, dogs
and dolphins. And books. I like the word obnoxous. I spell it Abnoxus. I like to make animal noises(barking, moewing, howling, neighing, bird calls, ect.) and screeching noises as well. Also, my laughing sounds sound rediculous too.

About Cyril.

Unfortunantly, I could not find a picture of him; he doesn`t like his picture taken. He loves sharks and reptiles(crocs, gators, snakes, lizards ect.). Not the best reader yet, but he is learning. If I could describe him in one word, it would be lizard. The reason is he wishes he could be a lizard. He used to want to join the army, but now he doesn`t. Now that he knows what war is really like... Well, enough of that. He loves watching Mythbusters and so do I.

About Kateri.

Nothing much about her that I have to say. She wants to be a princess. She wants Cyril`s scooter. The word I would use to describe her would be annoying. Very. Because thats what she is to me. Oh well, she`ll grow older and get a bigger brain someday. Well gee, I`m not so sure that her brain will know that much though.

About Pippin.

A word used to describe him, is obsessed. With Halo! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I hate that game! And I mean it! Sick. Of. It. Whats even worse is that we have just about every sigle Halo game in the universe. He also (like every little boy)loves guns, and wants to join the army.

About Papa.

Crazy, funny, silly. Those words describe Papa. I love him so much. He is very funny. He is also the best Papa in the world. The best ever.

About Mama.

Though she makes us do schoolwork, she is the best Mama ever. She couldn`t be any better. Seriously. The word I use to describe her is loving.

Hi!

Draka the first. I miss her so much, but I`ll never forget her, our first lizard and second pet. Also a best friend to our whole family.

Draka the second, our cute little baby Leopard Gecko. Still living, luckily.

Beardie poses for the camera. He loved to pose. I miss him too. He was the second to die.

Little Dawn, our little jumper. She will grow bigger, and then she could jump who knows how far. She could grow to about ten inches, and she can already jump twice her lenghth(she is 4-5 in. at the moment) and I belive she has grown since she moved in, which is about a month.

The goose has won this round ,Pippin.

Pippin vs. goose. Again.

Hi there Kirby. Nice to meet you.

Me and Champagne. She does pretty good with me, accually.

Cyril grooming Bandit, obviously before Bandit was clipped and before Cyril quit.

I finally was able to change my password! I`m so glad I`ve got my blog back. I`m doing good.

Our lizards are doing good too. Dawn, our Eyelash Crested Gecko, is jumping around and sleeping in uncomftorble looking positions as usual. Our young Leopard Gecko is doing ok too. But Drakana, our Jumbo Leopard Gecko, has laid an egg. I can`t wait to find out if it is fertile or not. She might lay another egg, but since she is young, we aren`t sure. She is quite a bit thinner now that she has laid the egg. She might lay several more from now till October, so if this one isn`t fertile, maybe a different one will be!

Horse lessons are harder, now that Cyril quit. Now I have to work Champagne and Bandit, since I will be showing both. I don`t know if I will ever be able to do Rex`s hooves. Kirby is doing good and so is Classy. If I could have named Champagne, I would have named her Chocolate and Cream or Chocolate Milk, well, thats what her show name would be if I could have named her. Her barn name could be Cream, or Milk. I love working with her, even if she is naughty sometimes. Bandit can be a big stinker sometimes. But they`re both good horses.

Art lessons are very fun. I think graphing might be my favorite, so far. Cyril isn`t too happy about the rule though. The rule is, no guns, no guts, no gore. Cyril is only unhappy about the gun part though, he is fine with the rest.

I hurt my wrist yesterday, I`m not sure how, and it still hurts. Sort of like when you twist your ankle, only its my wrist instead. I think my ankle has finally recovered. I had twisted it and then before it could completly recover, I would twist it again, which was very bothersome.

Our vacation was really fun. There was a hot tub, and we brought Crainium and Wise And Otherwise. It was an adventure. About an hour before we headed for home, Papa took us to the lake. We found a raft, accually just some boards nailed together, and put in in the lake. Cyril got on it and used my stick to push himself around. I kind of threw a fit because he wouldn`t give me my stick, which was rather immature of me. I got on it too, and Cyril got his own stick. I used my stick. We were heading towards Courtney and Grandpa when the raft started to sink. I freaked out and jumped off. We weren`t very deep, but I got my pants wet. I can`t remember if Cyril jumped off too. I went back to the lodge to change my pants, socks, and shoes. Later Cyril, Courtney, and Grandpa came back. Cyril was almost completly soaked. Courtney said he had gotten back on the raft and pushed himself a little farther then it was when I jumped off and then the raft started to sink. Again. Then, Cyril jumped off, Cyril says he fell, and, he must have jumped the wrong way, because he got most of his body wet. It wasn`t that deep though. I don`t think it was more than a foot deep, but I`m not sure; I wansn`t there.

Well, I`ve got to go have lunch now. I missed second breakfast. I wake up at 4:45 A.M. and get dressed, go downstairs, have breakfast, and get math done with. Its nice to be homeschooled. After that, I usually read a little of my book and take a nap. Then, I usually have second breakfast. But this morning, I didn`t take a nap and forgot second breakfast. Oh well, lunch is good enough. Besides, I still have tomorrow, and next week. Of course I sleep in on the weekends.

DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My most dagerous watercolor picture.
Do you belive its as dangerous as it says it is?

As pretty as it looks, the Colored Glass Snake is the most dangrous snake. Its poison is three times more deadly than the poison of the Black Widow Spider. Its squeeze is two times stronger than the squeeze of the second most dangerous snake. How fast does it go? The anwser to that question:20 miles per hour. So don`t go near that snake. Or else AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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! And nobody would want that to happen to them-not even Mr.Nobody!-,so if you see a pretty stick that isn`t strait or coiled up like a snake sometimes coils up and looks like its made of colored glass get out of wherever you are as fast as you can,because no real stick is made out of colored glass,only the Colored Glass Snake looks like that. Its very very very very DANGEROUS,AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"The "Zoo""!

Ooooooooo,Lepard.
Ooooooooo,Lepard-again-.
Cute mini turtles.
Cyril and a Komodo Dragon.
I`m Princess of the rock-I`m standing on-.

A swimming Otter.
Catterpillars.
Anna Butterfly.
Audrey Butterfly.
Pretty butterfly.

Elaphants. Siamang Monkey climbing. Komodo Dragon-again but without Cyril in the picture. Cute mini turtles-again-. Bears. Me and Anna. Trying to climb a tree with Cyril making it look so easy. Giraffe-momie Giraffe?-. Anna, me, and the boys. Lunch time.
The zoo was so fun. Next time I go there I would like to see everything. I would like it if sometime, Just me and Anna could go-with an adult,of course-,next time we go to the zoo.

My next entry

Me at the Cape Hatteras beach.

My next entry includs the "Zoo"! Me, Mama, Pippin, Cyril, Kateri, my best friend Anna, her brother Leon, Anna`s sister Seara, and Anna`s Mom all went to the zoo yesterday. I hope you will like my next entry "The Zoo". Cyril is still learning his ABCs. Today Papa got his eyes fixed so he won`t have to wear glasses or contacts any more.Look for my next entry very soon please.

Pictures of Cape Hatteras,2007

Reading at breakfast time!
My cutie pie.
I`m at the beach!
On top of the world.

It was very fun but me,Cyril,Pippin,(Kateri too?)and Papa(I`m sure Papa did too)all got sick(not the whole time,or else it wouldn`t have been fun at all)and that sick part wasn`t fun at all .